How to make a cup of tea in management speak

1
At the first window of opportunity, get the ball rolling by assessing the doability and key competencies of the task across multiple platforms.

2
Action the kettle.

3
From above-board, deploy the mug and teabag. Giving it 110%, impact the mug with the teabag for maximum connectivity.

4
Leverage the liquid asset.

5
Take it to the next level by empowering the water’s ecosystem with the teabag’s core values. Give it three to four minutes to gain traction and populate.

6
Synergise all the elements to create a full service solution. Drill down into the fridge and, utilising a holistic approach, add milk. Incentivise with sugar, though this is not mission-critical.

7
At critical mass, bring it to the table, and enjoy the deliverable.

8
Before end of play, touch base, and develop future strategies going forward. Is the method scalable, for when delivering the goods to an interfacing group?

9
Once drunk, sunset the project.

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